Monday 28 December 2020

Let's Count Our Blessings

Happy Holidays an' that. I hope Santa got your Christmas list OK. I can tick off a Black Cashmere Polo Neck. Still outstanding: hang glider, shark-proof dagger, box of Milk Tray...

I watched Quentin Blake's Clown on Channel4 and enjoyed Michael Rosen's thoughts on the original book in this blog. QB is brilliant (as is MR). A certain 10 year-old recently remarked, "He draws perfectly wonky". Indeed he does.

Alan Bennett's diary in the London Review Of Books is a tonic. The entry for 16th August made me laugh out loud.

Farewell, Jim McLean, former manager of Dundee United. I just read this funny, affectionate profile of him by Neil Forsyth. (Is it just me or could Jim McLean and Gene Wilder have been separated at birth?)

Jim McLean

Gene wilder

I've been very much digging these Soviet city photos by Arseniy Kotov. 

This powerful article by Ann Patchett is long - but once I'd started reading I couldn't stop.

I recently posted this festive vignette elsewhere:
A childhood memory. Midnight Mass, St John The Baptist, Uddingston. Some folk under the affluence of incohol would roll in from the pub. One year the line to receive the Sacrament Of Holy Communion was moving particularly slowly. A muttered voice from behind - "For fuck's sake."
Other stuff I've been watching: Home Alone; Home Alone 2, Gravity Falls and - whenever I need a wee gee up - this (Billy Preston's grin while he holds his jacket and grooves to the music is all of us):


Time for another Le Carré (RIP, David Cornwell):


Marcus has cancer. Dave draws comics. This is their collaboration.

Let's count our blessings.

Monday 14 December 2020

What A Carry On

I didn't really plan to read anymore Beatles books anytime soon. However I received this as a birthday present a wee while ago and it's fun and extremely readable (I do love the occasional 1-page chapter):


While we're at it I enjoyed this article - 64 Reasons To Celebrate Paul McCartney.

3rd Dec was the 90th birthday of Jean-Luc Godard. I got a nice email from a producer at the German TV show "Kulturzeit" asking if I could approve the use of this video - made by Gordon Beswick and featuring art by Harry Pye et moi. I said, "Ja!"...

This song is on "Bonjour", the album me and Harry made together.

We are well into December so...

* Watch Elf with family? - TICK.
* Eat too many microwaved Tesco mince pies with a blob of creme fraiche? - TICK
* Complete Christmas shopping? - D'OH!

A propos of nothing I'm getting a bit of a taste for this:


Every time Neil Brand hosts a TV show about music, I love it. Episode 1 of this rocked my boat (for those of a certain vintage the Bagpuss section might make your mascara run).

Farewell John Le Carré....I finally got around to reading The Spy Who Came In From The Cold earlier this year. This led me to Call For the Dead, A Murder Of Quality and The Looking Glass War. Next up I reckon I'll tackle Tinker, Tailor... (right from the opening scene I loved the film starring Gary Oldham as Smiley).

Farewell, Charley Pride...As I wrote elsewhere; his Greatest Hits cassette was the soundtrack to several childhood summer holiday drives. I saw him live at the Glasgow Royal Concert Hall a few years ago. A sweet wee wifie came up to the front of the stage and presented him with a jumper she'd knitted for him. He was pleased and everyone went, "Aww".

Farewell, Barbara Windsor... We bumped into her on the street outside the BBC in London after a Teenage Fanclub session. She was jolly and friendly and sweet.


Congratulations to all the 2020 BAFTA Scotland winners. Gutted that Test Drive (featuring my titles music) didn't win in the Entertainment category. But I've instructed my lawyer Rudy Guiliani to look into the appeals process for a recount. I am quietly confident.

In other news I am writing some music for harp.

Adios.

Friday 27 November 2020

Like Trying To Strangle Two People At Once

With Christmas stockings to be filled I would recommend this book to anyone: 

And then there was the time that author Peter Ross encountered Lou Reed (echoes of the late Kim Fowley).

I've also been enjoying Morrissey's autobiography:

"I have attempted a second joke, which must be like trying to strangle two people at once."

I do wish that, back in the pre-Smiths days, the powers-that-were had greenlit his suggested Coronation Street script. Apparently it took to do with arguments over a new jukebox in the Rover's Return, culminating in the episode-closing declaration from Ena Sharples, "Do I really look like a fan of X-ray Spex?".

Two thumbs up for The Queen's Gambit thus far.

"Mission To India" from The Moth is a great story well-told by George Lombardi.

Amazing photos from Russia's frozen north here.

Every once in a while I remember this:

If you like the music of the late Ennio Morricone, you might find this interesting:

You've heard "Home" by Teenage Fanclub, right?

Well, here's a wee snap from setting up for the video...

And I reckon this - from my notebook when we were recording it in Cloudshill, Hamburg - refers to "Home". No ride cymbal until after the second chorus...

Spot The Monkey Competition

Farewell, Diego...

Gary Lineker's anecdotes are worth a watch, if you are that way inclined:

I have been writing prospective trailer music and also composing for a BBC doc that will go out next year.

Tinkety-tonk, Old Fruit and down with the Nazis!

Thursday 12 November 2020

Coming March 5th, 2021...

So...

 The new Teenage Fanclub album "Endless Arcade" will be released on 5th March, 2021

Pre-order here and/or here. 

Here's a spotify link to the single "Home".

And here's a video...

We've enjoyed making this album and look forward to sharing it with the world.

In other news:

"Who are you? And how did you get in here?"

"I'm a locksmith. And I'm a locksmith."

Yes, I've been re-watching the splendid Police Squad!

Also re-watching Gavin & Stacey. Still a gem.

I dug this New Yorker interview with Willie Nelson.

I managed to say hello to Willie outside his tour bus after his show at Edinburgh's Usher Hall in 1994 (I think). I shook his hand and said, "Be sure and come back to Scotland". He fixed me with the deepest brown eyes and said, "I sure will". He was surrounded by fans and a big unsmiling bodyguard. And when he gave you his attention, he gave you his full attention. (I remarked on this to the late Alex Chilton and Alex said that he once met Dolly Parton and she was the same.)

I saw Willie perform at Glasgow Royal Concert Hall a few years later, obviously having revisited these shores on my instruction. Because of the angle of Sister Bobbie's piano - more specifically her piano lid -  some punters at the front and off to one side couldn't see the diminutive Mr. Nelson for the entirety of the show. The US crew looked a bit nervous afterwards as they packed away equipment to the sound of angry Glaswegian heckles, such as: "It's a wonder ye beat the Indians - ye canna even set up a stage properly!"

I think I like the idea of Victorian ghost stories more than actual Victorian ghost stories. I crawled to the end of The Turn Of The Screw, despairing of its turgidly grandiloquent, pandiculation-inducing verbosity. Some sentences read like they'd been cut up and re-constituted by William blinkin' Burroughs.

Anyway. 

I'm now giving this a go...

"Victorian knife-plunging Manchester", you say?

A few years back I played drums at a couple of live shows for Stuart Murdoch's God Help The Girl project. One gig was at a music and literary festival in The Hague. James Kelman read his brutal short story "Acid". It was over in a minute but it stayed with me for years. It's included in the recently published "Tales Of Here And Then"


A little bird tells me that Inside Central Station is coming back for a third series. I enjoyed writing the titles music and being filmed miming along on the piano that sits in the main concourse. And then there was the Christmas Special too, of course...



Right. People to do, things to see. I'm offski.

Monday 19 October 2020

"Can I Get Up? - "Just A Minute"

Stuff I've been enjoying.

*clears throat*

First off, I would recommend this documentary to everyone and anyone:

...moving and funny and sad. I know a lot of people rate "Grey Gardens" but personally I am not a fan. To me it feels exploitative of mental health; an ageist sneer. "Tosca's Kiss" is the antithesis.

I watched the BBC TV production of "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" for the fist time in light years..

...a great futuristic trip down memory lane. I remember recording it every week on on VHS only to forget to tape the sixth and last episode. D'oh! Re-watching it also led me to this (Simon Jones will forever be Arthur Dent).

This doc about Play For Today was another nostalgic watch. Wasn't Dennis Potter great?

"Us" quietly tore my heart out. Actor Tom Hollander's Life In The Day piece for The Sunday Times is almost as amusing:

The Trump Show (two episodes thus far) is a watchable recap of the frog-boiling inanity to which we have been normalised. I do wish he'd tried to take the presidential office oath with his hand placed on The Art Of The Deal instead of The Bible....

Also: 

Season 7 of Brooklyn Nine Nine...Season 2 of Schitt's Creek...all 3 x Hotel Transylvania films (helps if you have kids). No spoilers, but I was reminded of how much I like this:

Also, I keep listening to different versions of this...

Oh and I just spotted that "Hayman's Way" is on STV player featuring my music. Hooray.


Arrivederci x

Tuesday 6 October 2020

And The Men That Were Boys When I Was A Boy Shall Sit And Drink With Me

I previously blogged about playing in Brazil and crossing paths with Pedro Montenegro. Pedro asked me to cover a song from Paul Bryan's album "Listen Of" for his show on Soho Radio. Well... here t'is:


I've also previously blogged about Laura Cantrell too, of course. I loved her on-line gig for Fallen Angels Glasgow Americana festival. 


Hearing Laura sing Diamonds & Rust (written by Joan Baez about Bob Dylan) was a highlight.


I like this poem "Failing And Flying" by Jack Gilbert.

I'm watching and enjoying "Us". Maybe *I* should blinkin' well write my own comedy drama.


Ah, now *adjusts glasses*... Norman Blake will be tweeting about "Songs From Northern Britain" for Tim's Twitter Listening Party on Sunday 1st November at 10pm. Since you didn't ask: this is the only Fanclub album on which I have an actual co-write. I wasn't in the band at the time, of course. Me and Norm came up with the music for "Planets" while he had an acoustic guitar and I was sat at either a Wurlitzer or a Clavinova in his gran's house in Bellshill. I'm claiming the Cmaj-B7 chord progression at the start of the chorus. Normski wrote the words later on. This was supposed to be a song for a single on my label Shoeshine, under the name Frank Blake but Normanzo wanted to keep it for SFNB. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

I devoured this:


What a band they were.

Now I am reading and enjoying this:

"...singing together dances joyfully ahead of polite introductions and tentative conversations, and scatters primrose petals on the paths of dalliance."


I watched Onward with the kids. Two thumbs up. Also re-watched "Monsters University",  "Inside Out" and "101 Dalmatians" (1961).


I wonder if this makes anyone else nostalgic?:



See ya,
Wouldn't wanna be ya. x

Tuesday 22 September 2020

You've Got a Friend In Bob

Yippee!  Bob's back with Theme Time Radio Hour - all about Whiskey 

And it's TWO hours (count 'em)!

I love a good candid photo...

And yes, he sure did play this forever gem - written by the great Amy Allison.

Aww, Laura...

Two weeks ago I hadn't seen any of the Toy Story films. (I still haven't seen any of the Star Trek films, but let's not get into that here...)

Now I've seen all four and I have the emotional scars to prove it. Toy Story 2: the sequence with (the great) Randy Newman's "When She Loved Me" is a mascara-thinin' heartbreaker. Toy Story 3: no spoilers but, well, when the toys all start holding hands - my bottom lip is going just thinking about it...

Sorry (not sorry) to mention this doc again: Hannah Currie's "That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore" has been nominated for a Grierson Documentary Award.  It's a lovely short film about stoicism and love. I was glad to help with music...

I am halfway through "Des". Enjoying isn't the word, (obvs) but it is a quality production. Compelling.

Seen/heard this? 

Thinking about reading "Morrissey And Marr: The Severed Alliance". Should I?

Oh! Monday 28th Sept, 9pm - save the date, if you dig "Strangeways Here We Come"...

A propos of nothing, here is my latest Composing Showreel (tell your TV/filmmaker pals):

Adios x

Tuesday 15 September 2020

"Listen"

A while ago I was on Janice Forsyth's show on BBC Radio Scotland to talk about my album "Music For String Quartet, Piano & Celeste". Janice gave one of the tracks a spin and as it ended - and before she could come in with any complimentary remarks - I leant into my microphone and pretended to snore. Janice didn't miss a beat, "Oh, stop being so Scottish."

I don't think you have to be Scottish in order to be well-versed in the art of self-deprecation. But it helps. (In my case being brought up by a practical Don't-Get-Above-Your-Raisin' mother from the Western Isles might have had a bearing too.) Many of us try to do good work or create something with some kind of integrity, only to bat away any subsequent compliments, daring not to look chuffed.

Yonks ago I released "Sauchiehall And Hope (A Pop Opera)" a song cycle (released on my label Shoeshine) that was picked up for release on wee independent labels (remember them?) in Japan, Spain - and Brazil.

Did I really stand onstage in 2003 with an acoustic guitar singing "She's A Monkey" to a room full of Cariocas (first language Portuguese) while sporting a cowboy shirt fashioned from an old curtain? Oh look, I did:

(I'm told this photo is from Sao Paulo, not Rio - d'oh!...)

And if I didn't have the photos (obrigado, Eugenio) to remind me, a certain Pedro Montenegro could oblige.

I loved that trip to Brazil. I ate Brazilian pastels, said "hello" to Caipirinhas for the first time, and sampled a uniquely delicious bread with sausages served in this one Italian restaurant in Sao Paulo whose name I can't remember. I was taken there on another trip and they'd run out. Aww.

For one show I had to open, solo acoustic, for Los Hermanos in a big sold-out 800 capacity hall in the outskirts of Londrina. How to break the ice? How many of these folk are going to understand my Glaswegian English?

I started singing Louis Armstrong's James Bond song, once covered by BMX Bandits:

"I see trees of green, red roses too,
 I see them bloom for me and you,
 And I think to myself..."

And 800 Londrinians belted out:

"WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD!"

(Update: We Have All The Time In The World was the Louis Armstrong James Bond song. The shame! etc.)

Quite a few yonks later I dipped into a Spotify compilation by Tracyanne Campbell (I think our dear Carey Lander had shared it) and one song jumped out: "Listen" by Paul Bryan (real name SĂ©rgio SĂ¡). I ordered the album "Listen Of", re-released on Sonar Kollektiv. You should too.

Back in Brazil, this time with Teenage Fanclub, Pedro Montenegro got in touch. He was interested in more of my Shoeshine pop. He also told me about some Brazilian music I should check out. The one Brazilian album I was able to turn him onto was "Listen Of".

Pedro now hosts BarKino - a Brazilian music show on Soho Radio. 3 weeks ago (and years since we had last corresponded) he dropped me a line to ask if I would choose a song to cover from "Listen Of" for his radio show. I nearly declined. But Scottish self-deprecation made way to another train of Scottish philosophical thought; "F**k It - Why Not?" .

Last night, as I type, Pedro played my version, along with a few other projects with which I have been involved (Speedboat, Nice Man, Harry Pye). 

Here's the link - https://www.mixcloud.com/sohoradio/barkino-14092020/

The whole show is worth a listen but at around 1hour50seconds you'll hear my stab at "Listen", and at around 1hour6mins12 seconds Pedro gives his take on me and my trip to Brazil. His pronunciation of 'Sauchiehall' alone is worth the price of admission.

Some memories feel like a tree falling in the middle of a forest. How gratifying when someone pops up 17 years later to say, "Oh, I heard it too."

Me: Oh! And then there was that time...

Blog reader: zzz....




Friday 11 September 2020

50 With The Body Of A 49 Year-old

 One the one hand:

"Oh fuck. I'm 50."

On the other:

"Hooray. I made it to 50!"

Time "the Arch-Satirist" (thank you, Thomas Hardy) sure is precious. But it can't be hoarded so must be spent well. I am going to spend some time today reading cheeky DIY birthday cards...


...looking at old photos...

My sister, Santa and Me (Santa's in the middle). I can almost remember this uncertain moment - fidgeting with the velvet buttons of my blue coat.


...and eating homemade Black Forest Gateau, prepared for me with chocolate, cream, cherries and love. 

*burp*

I also plan to watch a family movie of my choosing. A rare occurrence these days. Maybe The Sound Of Music or Singing' In The Rain or West Side Story. (Unless we revert to Schitt's Creek and Brooklyn Nine-Nine.)

It's nice to see that Richard Osman is looking forward to the new Teenage Fanclub album

I wonder if Donny, Marie and Little Jimmy are fans.

Speaking as an extinguished composer, sometimes a rough melody pops into my head and I do my best to hang on to it before it teleports elsewhere. I found this old Voice Memo from a few years ago...


Count your blessings before they're hatched. x


Thursday 27 August 2020

The Lion In Winter

I've been re-listening to this splendid curio...

 

(Paul Bryan was really SĂ©rgio SĂ¡ - some context here.)

I enjoyed "The Looking Glass War". I think I'll keep on my John Le Carré kick for a while longer. But right now I am re-reading:


I'm still diggin' this:


I re-watched "The Story Of Fire Saga":


Hooray for benign, silly fun in these grim times. The New Yorker film reviewer was a bit sniffy about it. Meanwhile my pal's daughters watched it every day for a fortnight. My favourite scene? The Song-A-Long, of course!

Speaking of benign, silly fun, a wee touch of Laurel & Hardy - specifically "Another Fine Mess" (1930) - is always good for what ails you:


"Inside The Brudenhof"  is a grimly fascinating documentary. I guess one person's Utopia is another person's Dystopia.

Speaking of grimly fascinating, I watched Keith (Allen) Meets Keith (Floyd) on youtube. Floyd's last TV appearance. Not uplifting viewing. Frail and in poor health, he reportedly died of a heart attack the same night it was broadcast. 


I'll remember Floyd in happier, more locquacious times:
"Cooking is an art and patience a virtue. Careful shopping, fresh ingredients and an unhurried approach are nearly all you need. There is one more thing - love. Love for food and love for those you invite to your table. With a combination of these things you can be an artist"
On that note I can exclusively reveal my top secret Lemon Cheesecake recipe.

Farewell, my dear Hector.