| (Prints of this sketch were sold for the Starter Packs charity, Glasgow) |
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INTERIOR. EVENING. A RECENT SATURDAY IN A DINING ROOM-KITCHEN IN SUBURBAN GLASGOW, SCOTLAND. PERSON A AND PERSON B ARE SHOOTING THE BREEZE.
PERSON A
I AM GOING TO SEE BOB DYLAN ON SUNDAY AND MONDAY.
PERSON B
YOU'RE GOING TWICE??
PERSON A
YES.
PERSON B
WILL HE SING THE SAME SONGS EACH NIGHT???
PERSON A
I DON'T KNOW. AND I DON'T CARE.
ENDS. (FADE TO BLACK.)
(Note: Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.)
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Plenty of folk think Bob Dylan "can't sing". A few years ago a young person (to whom I may or may not be related) on hearing a song from Bob's "Christmas In The Heart" LP, enquired:
"Does that man have a sore throat?"
How we laughed. All the way to the adoption agency.
Meanwhile, *I* think Bob Dylan is the greatest singer and songwriter in the universe.
In 1976 Bob told Larry "Ratso" Sloman (who wrote the best book there ever was and ever will be about Dylan):
Jerry Lee Lewis died on 28th Oct, 2022. Bob was playing Nottingham that night. He closed his show with a cover of "I Can't Seem To Say Goodbye", declaring: